A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that? I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
160 Funny Jokes For Adults
39 SMS Text Jokes - Short, Sharp Funny Jokes Made To Share
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive.
25 Dirty Jokes To Text Your Partner For Filthy Laughs
Not all jokes are meant for kids, that is why we have specifically listed these jokes for adults. Just make sure the kids are not around while you go through them. But of course the jokes are very funny, so you might not be able to control your laughter. These nuggets of gold were diligently sourced for and not just randomly picked. We all love a good joke, especially those ones that can actually be shared with people.
Want to make your partner's day? It's not as hard as you think. That's what she said. While plenty of people appreciate a midday NSFW sext, I think there's something even more delightful about texting your SO a hilariously dirty joke. Not only will it give you both a good laugh — a filthy joke is a totally unexpected thing to come in the middle of the day.