Ok, so there is a Sonic The Hedgehog movie coming soon. But not an animated movie, like you might think. That makes too much sense. No, instead, we are getting a live action Sonic movie. Yes, really. How is that going to work?
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Why don't classic cartoon characters wear pants?
Animated animal protagonists in children's cartoons aren't usually naked, but they're rarely fully clothed. Winnie the Pooh cavorts around the Hundred Acre Wood wearing naught but a T-shirt, exposing his round, golden bottom to the elements. Sonic the Hedgehog sports only sneakers, socks, and white gloves as he chases rings. Mickey Mouse wears a pair of pants and gloves, and Bugs Bunny just wears gloves. If an animator pitched a human character for a children's show who dressed in this manner, they'd probably be arrested, or at least put on some kind of industry watch list.
Sonic The Hedgehog Movie: The Weirdest Sonic Characters That Actually Exist
There's nothing quite like Sonic the Hedgehog. Not only is he a beloved pop culture icon and the star of some of the most popular video games of all time, he's also the central character of a vast, rich mythology populated by all kinds of supporting characters. Some of Sonic's pals are just as well known as he is: Miles "Tails" Prower, the friendly flying fox; Dr. Robotnik, with his huge mustache and dastardly schemes; Knuckles the Echidna, who was basically a universal cheat code for every Sega Genesis Sonic game with his super-cool flip-top game cartridge.
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