Ah, yes. That scene. But as fun as pool sex may seem, according to ancient sex expert Dr. Ruth Westheimer, it's one of nastiest, most disgusting things you could ever do to yourself, because apparently, swimming pools are full of gallons upon gallons of piss, which is absolutely revolting. Nooo thank you. Hell nahhh.
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When it comes to summertime sex, it's hard not to think about having sex in a pool or in the ocean. Or lake. Or river. Or maybe even while rolling around on a Slip'n Slide under a sprinkler. If it's already hot as hell and you're leaving swamp ass all over the city , it only makes sense that when you have sex, you might want to do it in a nice cool place. Sure, sweaty sex can be deliciously hot but, honestly, there's only so much sweaty sex a person can take. While pool sex is refreshing and fun, from a physical standpoint, it's not the best idea.
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Car sex, beach sex, hammock sex and hiking sex are just some of the activities that present themselves during the warm summer months. However, due to the heat and the never-ending sweat that comes with sex in the listed areas, some of the more enticing sexy time spots include bodies of water like pools and hot tubs. Depending on which rumors you choose to believe, water sex can bring about some unwanted stress.
But how does the pool sex reality compare? The muscles in my arms were killing me from holding on to the edge, but it was entirely worth it. Pool water isn't fantastic to have in you, but when the urge for sex is there, it's bearable. The sensation of moving from hot to cold is amazing for both sides.
Or is it?
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